Here are some facts about Wes. His real name is Lester Ware Preston IV. This cracks me up. He is also half Icelandic. This also cracks me up. He has been arrested three times (but don't worry, his record doesn't show any of that), and once peed all over a police station bathroom only to get his handcuffs taken off so he could scrub the walls down. He is also three times my size and is afraid of flies. But he has a pond at home with fish and turtles.
I think the following picture sums him up pretty well.
We can end on my favorite quote of the day: "Fuck dude, why aren't there otters here? Otters are fucking silly."
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